Cobb de Ville Salad @ Flo’s V8 Cafe

Price: $10.99

When: May 19, 2018, 12 PM

Reservations: n/a

Verdict? Not recommended

I love me a good Cobb Salad.

Disney offers some solid Cobb choices. The one at Plaza Inn was pretty spectacular (sadly, Disney has since discontinued it); the one at Storytellers Cafe is pretty tasty, too.

So here I am, at Flo’s V8 Cafe, looking over their new menu … and I see they have a Cobb.

Yes, please.

The Friendly Cast Member taking my order asks what kind of dressing I want – Thousand Island or Ranch. The Ranch is “house made.” Perfect. That.

The salad arrives, and it’s good-sized. Everything’s there: a big bed of lettuce, covered with sliced egg, chicken, corn, blue cheese, grape tomatoes, bacon bits. It all looks pretty appetizing.

The Ranch comes on the side. I drizzle some dressing, and get to work.

The individual ingredients are just OK. I give them a B-minus. The tomatoes are a little soft. The corn is a little soggy. The egg and chicken are both kinda bland. The whole thing just screams, “recently refrigerated!” to me.

(The blue cheese is actually pretty good, and a bit on the tangy side. I liked it a lot.)

The dressing, however, is nice. Very nice. It covers up the softness and the sogginess and the blandness of the ingredients, and ties everything together.

I take a few more bites. The dressing’s the thing. The ingredients are just there for show, seems like. This is all about the house-made Ranch.

Unlike the Cobbs at the Plaza Inn or Storytellers Cafe, this isn’t a fresh salad. It’s a refrigerated salad with good dressing on the side. And you can do a reasonable job of making the salad work, if you’re artful about how you use the dressing. But in the end, it doesn’t come together.

Not recommended.